this gives me anxiety… is that weird?
Should I friend Dave Coulier on Facebook so I can ask him why he never did a squirrel ventriloquism bit about “You Oughtta Know?”
Today a guy on the street asked me if I had fifty cents so he could get a buzz and I reached in my pocket and this is what I had. He didn’t take it.
Flat Stanley Visits Minnesoooooota
I found this obnoxious video I made for a family friend while digging through the vaults last night.
Online Conversation in Sign Language
I was pretty bummed to find out that you can only use chuck the expressive signer 5 times before you have to pay for the service. I’m tempted to pay as I would not want to use any other person to insult my friends in sign language. (you really have to click the links)
Me: Click here dummy
Pfoser: Click here
Me: Click here
Pfoser: Click here
What do you get for that family member that has everything? How about a comically oversized gummy worm?
Perpetual Kid has got a monopoly on our X-mas lists this year.
(Source: radical32)
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“In a way, broccoli is the embodiment of fart. If you could capture a piece of fart, materalize it, I imagine it would look pretty much like this.”
- Jacques in The Good Heart
sorry little girl, but your injury brings me joy
Ask Jtismo | Volume 5
anonymous asked: If I request a song while you’re taking requests, and I don’t work where you work, how can I listen? I bet you have some JT weener radio station somewhere, you internet savvy mopfo, don’t you?
answer: one - nobody that looks at this shit is willing join tumblr so from now on can you take credit for these questions? two - streaming good shit takes a lot of time, but local celebrity, chris tures, streams a lot of shit we play during the day here at blip… so.. hooray for internet savvy.
anonymous asked: If Train A leaves San Diego at 6:45 a.m. traveling 60 mph and Train B leaves Houston at 7:00 a.m. traveling 70 mph, when will the Cubs finally win a world championship?
answer: HAHAHAHAHA… next year… shitiot
anonymous aksed: http://www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme/blog/index.php/page/6/
answer: wtf?
anonymous asked: Can I hang out with you some time? Please.
answer: hahahaah… no…
but yeah…
anonymous asked: JT - What kind of camera do you use?
best camera evaaaaaaa… canon g11… perfect for the most careless amateur photographers of the world
NERF Longstrike Sniper Rifle - $50
- A multi-part sniper rifle that is the longest NERF gun ever!
- Fires up to 35 feet.
- Includes: blaster, barrel extension, flip-up sight, quick-reload clip
- Dimensions: 3 feet (36”) long. Oh yeah.
Who’s going to buy this for me?
