I’m honored and proud to have won the 5 year old hoarder award on cubicle cleaning day. Other award winners include:
- Screaming Tree Award for Biggest Fire Hazard
- Fork Vortex Award for Largest Collection Dirty Dishes
- The Fustercluck Award for Mess Most Resembling a College Dorm
- Rookie of the Year Award for Not Really Committing to Her Workstation
in hopes of being able to answer all IM’s with images, i made this today… i also made one of his arghtard brother, but i can’t figure out how to display both of them and still have it show up correctly on the dashboard. come on tumblr!
Epic Fail on the Oregon Trail
We were talking some Oregon Trail this past weekend so I had an itching to play… I suck.
Check it out here and let me know if you fair any better!
Standard reaction of 30 year olds to MTVs new series teen wolf.
So if you want to be distracted forever… search “gif” on tumblr… or click here… and be amazed… forever.
(Source: moviemagicobsession)
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Ask Jtismo | Volume 6
There seems to be a heavy undertone of “you are stupid” in this volume of Ask Jtismo. What up with that?
anonymous asked: Did you know Mr. Snuffleupagus use to be Big Birds imaginary friend? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Snuffleupagus. Do you have an imaginary friend?
answer: are you serious? do you know who you are talking to? psh. I have an imaginary friend named internet. I learned from Lisa that only needy older siblings and only children have imaginary friends. I have noticed an influx of muppet in hipster media… i don’t like it. I don’t like being associated with those people.
anonymous asked: In your opinion, does this look like the Spanish Dan Kenney? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3l-DE_aWQU
answer: WOW… that is a great observation. That guy looks a lot like Dan’s dad. If Dan knew how to use anything other than his phone, there would be pictures of his dad on facebook.
anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to3y3cmWWRY&feature=related\
answer: 1. not a question. 2. I assume this is an abstract insult. It’s stupid and so are you.
anonymous asked: Why are you so pretty and I am so ugly?
answer: awwww… are you ok? A picture would be really helpful here. Send me a message and we’ll do a make over bolg like on Maury Povich. CHICKEN TETRIZZINI!
Bob Hoffer asked: Want to play badminton with me?
answer: Hey Bob! Thanks for asking. Yes… I look forward to whooping you in the 4th Annual Quest for the Golden Shuttlecock this summer in your girlfriend’s back yard (I’m afraid that’s not going to happen). btw… you haven’t posted on your bolg for a year… you hate the winter?
