='jt sucks'?>
2 years ago
John Emms put the Em in Empty
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Creative Department ASI... first Funk & Soul Friday. The Jams are pumpin. Phone rings, caller ID says John Emms (our COO)
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Me:
Good morning, ASI, This is Jt.
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John Emms:
Turn that horrible music down or kill your subwoofer.
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Me:
Did you just say give you a beat?
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John Emms:
No you losah, I said turn that wretched music off.
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Me:
(to tyler and denny): John just said, "I NEED A BEAT!"
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John Emms:
No you useless twirp. Turn that filth off.
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Me:
You're killin the groove of your creative department.
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John Emms:
Loser!
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I turn down the subwoofer... hear the empty groove... and turn it back up... just a little.
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Me:
Empty groove Johnny, you put the Em in Empty.
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John Emms:
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from my brain.