2 years ago
John Emms put the Em in Empty
  • Creative Department ASI... first Funk & Soul Friday. The Jams are pumpin. Phone rings, caller ID says John Emms (our COO)
  • Me: Good morning, ASI, This is Jt.
  • John Emms: Turn that horrible music down or kill your subwoofer.
  • Me: Did you just say give you a beat?
  • John Emms: No you losah, I said turn that wretched music off.
  • Me: (to tyler and denny): John just said, "I NEED A BEAT!"
  • John Emms: No you useless twirp. Turn that filth off.
  • Me: You're killin the groove of your creative department.
  • John Emms: Loser!
  • I turn down the subwoofer... hear the empty groove... and turn it back up... just a little.
  • Me: Empty groove Johnny, you put the Em in Empty.
  • John Emms: I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from my brain.