Ask Jtismo | Volume 4
Question #1: Anonymous asked:
Answer: JT Sucks in penis font is not a question.
Question #2: Anonymous asked: What/who is your favorite Minneapolis band that is still currently playing on the local scene?
Answer: Yeah… not as versed on this one as I probably should be, but I’ve been lucky enough to know some super talented kids in town.
Dragons Power Up! - DPU has been around for a while, but after recently being signed to Guilt Ridden Pop, I’ve had the pleasure of following them as they blow up the Twin Cities and the Eastern Block. I can’t think of another band that plays meaningful, energetic, sophisticated rock music like they do.
IBE - Up and coming hip hop artist IBE (Intelligent Black Enterprise) brings more energy on stage than I’ve anybody I’ve ever seen. Smart flow and good ear for beats. Pick up his self produced “The Feel Mixtape” here before he gets signed.
Cymatic - Cymatic will be rawking the infamous Wednesday night spot at the Cabooze for the rest of the summer. It’s always a party and Cymatic brings the groove with their progressive funk rawk.
Question #3: “Anonymous” asked: I think that you thought Jimmy Buffett sang Rupert Holmes’ “If You Like Pina Coladas” because of Garth Brooks’ song “Two Pina Coladas.” What do you think?
Answer: Yeah, no… the reason that I thought Jimmy Buffett sang “If You Like Pina Coladas” is because I couldn’t fathom anybody else singing a song that stupid. Knowing now that Garth Brooks sings a song about Pina Coladas only supports my thought that only stupid idiots sing songs about Pina Coladas.
Question #4: “Anonymous” asked: Do you like making bets with people who are 20 beers deep and recently concussed? i owe you 10 dollars BTW.
Answer: Yes, very much. What better way to win money from your friends? But I think you are confusing me with Beetlejuice, cuz I didn’t see you that night you got a concussion, but Beetlejuice told me to collect money from you. Beetlej—ce is an asshole.
However, I tried to make a bet with you on your birthday when you didn’t have a concussion, but you were clearly at least 20 beers deep. I asked you to give me 5 word review of Grain Belt’s Nordeast Beer that had been released a day previous. I told you I’d give you a dollar for every word that you remembered. As you can see above, your reviews were:
1. Really Really Good
2. Really Really Good
3. Tasty
4. Fuck You
5. It doesn’t matter, I’ll kick your ass.
When I asked you about our bet the next week, you didn’t remember making our bet, but you won $4 cuz you said “I bet I said, ‘Really Good’”. So now you only owe me $6.
Thanks for the questions… keep them coming!
