Ask Jtismo | Volume 3
Anonymous asked: Will Sammy Sosa make it into the Hall of Fame even though he is a multiple time cheater and wife beater.
Also,
Can Andy Roddick throw a 90 mph fastball?
Answer to question #1: NO. Old baseball players and media people hate cheaters. Sammy’s cheating and chest pounding days with the Cubs were bely bely good to me, but I will take joy in winning $100 from Don when he doesn’t make it to the hall.
Answer #2: Great Great Great question… I have spent many many many minutes discussing this with wise sportsmen throughout the midwest of America. I have emailed Andy Roddick and his manager… and this is one question that the google machine cannot answer. I can give you a more in depth analysis of this question if you’d like, but if anybody knows that answer to this extremely important question, please let me know.
windowwaves asked: you made ashley cry. i will kill you. if i see you in Duluth. i will punch you.
Answer: Oh My Gahd… This is not even a question. It is deeply upsetting to know that you wanted to spend our anniversary in Duluth fighting. I made Ashley cry from joy of celebrating the preciousness of you two. It’s an honor to threatened by one of the internets’ most precious couples even though you never answer any of my questions. I suggest that you start charging your fans so you can pay your way back into the country.
Anonymous asked: If you could be any TV sitcom character from the 80’s, who would you be?
Answer: Whhoooaaaaa… this is the most exciting and most difficult question I’ve ever had to answer ever in the entire history of internet. I know my mom thinks of me as Alex P. Keaton. I love doing the Season 6 Rudy Cosby dance, and whenever I’m really happy I like to strut like George Jefferson, but I think I’m going to have to go with Growing Pains’ Richard Milhouse Stabone. As much as I’m a fan of Michael Seaver, I’d have to say that I wouldn’t really want to live at the Seaver house, especially ben. Even though the garage room is really cool, being Boner gives you all of the benefits of the Seaver house and I’d get kicked out before any of the bullshit goes down.
Anonymous asked: why dont you answer questions that were asked to you stupid butt monkey ass fart.org
Answer: Discover Dan Kenney
