Ask Jtismo | Volume 2
anonymous asked: why can you see the moon during the daytime, JT?
if you are talking about your butt, it’s probably because your pants are too small. i can understand this problem as trends lean towards a mix of the bagginess of the 90s and the tightness of the 70s which leads to a tight low riding, crack revealing pant that isn’t really flattering to most people.
if you are talking about the earth’s moon, it’s because of a full moon or a moon in the new phase when it’s closest to the earth. only in those positions is the moon’s reflection of the sun strong enough to shine during the day. I learned this from the Google which has magical internet powers.
Update: My lovely and brilliant wife reminded me that I’ve learned this from her, not the Google machine.
anonymous asked: Where can I meet single, interesting, non dumb woman?
Rudolph’s BBQ for one. I’ve met a few single, interesting, non dumb women there. This is not an absolute answer however… there are lots of married boring stupid women and men everywhere. If you have the ability to be a single, interesting, non dumb man, you’d be surprised how many women of the same like are around.
anonymous asked: Does Kane wax or is he just prepubescent?
There is no direct correlation between chest hair and awesome hockey skills. You have to remember, Pat Kane is a 12 year old badass. In my experience, I’ve found hair usually starts appearing on your chest in the mid twenties.
anonymous asked: What’s the deal with that idiot from Vampire Weekend?
Similar to the Pat Kane question, Ezra Koenig, lead singer of Vampire Weekend is a talented young lesbian who’s been thrust into the spotlight as a witty male pop superstar. Listen to Graceland by Paul Simon and pretend that you were a young lesbian creating music like that and everybody loved you but thought you were a boy.
anonymous asked: What’s my marginal tax rate?
Your marginal tax rate can be determined by increasing or decreasing the income earned or spent and calculating the change in taxes payable. Here’s a marginal tax rate calculator to help you find your answer. This is another magical answer brought to you by the power of the Google Internet Machine.
