Ask Jtismo | Volume 6
There seems to be a heavy undertone of “you are stupid” in this volume of Ask Jtismo. What up with that?
anonymous asked: Did you know Mr. Snuffleupagus use to be Big Birds imaginary friend? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Snuffleupagus. Do you have an imaginary friend?
answer: are you serious? do you know who you are talking to? psh. I have an imaginary friend named internet. I learned from Lisa that only needy older siblings and only children have imaginary friends. I have noticed an influx of muppet in hipster media… i don’t like it. I don’t like being associated with those people.
anonymous asked: In your opinion, does this look like the Spanish Dan Kenney? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3l-DE_aWQU
answer: WOW… that is a great observation. That guy looks a lot like Dan’s dad. If Dan knew how to use anything other than his phone, there would be pictures of his dad on facebook.
anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to3y3cmWWRY&feature=related\
answer: 1. not a question. 2. I assume this is an abstract insult. It’s stupid and so are you.
anonymous asked: Why are you so pretty and I am so ugly?
answer: awwww… are you ok? A picture would be really helpful here. Send me a message and we’ll do a make over bolg like on Maury Povich. CHICKEN TETRIZZINI!
Bob Hoffer asked: Want to play badminton with me?
answer: Hey Bob! Thanks for asking. Yes… I look forward to whooping you in the 4th Annual Quest for the Golden Shuttlecock this summer in your girlfriend’s back yard (I’m afraid that’s not going to happen). btw… you haven’t posted on your bolg for a year… you hate the winter?
