Testing Tumblrs Ask Feature
In order to try out the ask feature, I made a desperate sounding request on facebook to ask me a question. Here are the results:
Question 1 from Anonymous: yes i have a question for you jt, why do you sometimes make your hair all crazy and then make fun of everyone like you da best?
Answer: yep thanks for that.
1. sorry about my hair… laziness and carelessness are to blame
2. i only make fun of everybody if they are one of the following: soulless hater, serial sexter, born after 1985, chronic complainer, mindfloater, or named Bob or Dan.
However, I consulted a couple other tumblr kids on this cuz I felt wrong answering a question about i’m da best:
KingofCalhoun - because the Lord ordained it
AshleyKBrown - insecurity
Marrina - because… you’re a bitch?
Mistertures - Let’s face it, humans are ridiculous animals (his answer was much more complimentary and in depth than that, but that’s a good summary)
Thanks friends!
Question 2 from Anonymous: why do you suck so bad?
Answer: Well, i guess the answer to first question is a good start. i suppose there are a lot of reasons when it comes down to general sucking, but for now, i’m going to blame my parents and my friends. That covers the whole nature/nurture argument.
Question 3 from Anonymous: Why is the meaning of the internets?
Answer: Why is the meaning of the internets… why is the meaning of the internets… This is some deep shit, but i think they were meant to replace eagle scouts, but now i think they are to make people feel like they are doing something. great question though.
Question 4 from Anonymous: On a scale of 1-3 in inches, how tiny is your johnson?
Answer: if i had a johnson, i would say it’s my coworker steve johnson and he’s like 65” inches… that’s pretty tiny i guess.
Well this was fun. Thanks for asking. Hobart, I lost your question due to a user error which should surprise you… but the answer is April.
