I’m honored and proud to have won the 5 year old hoarder award on cubicle cleaning day. Other award winners include:
- Screaming Tree Award for Biggest Fire Hazard
- Fork Vortex Award for Largest Collection Dirty Dishes
- The Fustercluck Award for Mess Most Resembling a College Dorm
- Rookie of the Year Award for Not Really Committing to Her Workstation
